While most of us are living in plain old 2018, others are livingA�yearsA�in theA�future. Wea��ve compiledA�18A�geniusA�hacks from around the internet so that you, too can live in the year 3018!
a�?Arguing over your babya��s first word should be a�?mamaa�? or a�?papaa�?? Teach him/her to say a�?mother*****ra�?! Ita��s basically both at the same time!a�? (naj690)
a�?Embarrassing memory that you cana��t stop thinking about? Do something even more embarrassing and you wona��t think about the first one anymore!a�? (Kastor012)
A quick, easy way to cover your toaster grill with congealed cheese!
It says a lot that the worst decision this person is making isA�stillA�the decision to eat Reesea��s Puffs.
Because nothing is less suspicious than wandering into the concert carrying a full loaf of bread!
Want to get in on the whole a�?Tide Poda�? craze but not a fan of how long the pods take to kill you? Inject Tide directly into your veins today for a convenient, easy way to speed up the process!A�(DISCLAIMER: All health articles on Providr.com should not be interpreted as medical advice on how to die. You should consult a healthcare professional on any matters regarding euthanasia.)
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Enjoy the gentle, sticky mist ofA�Capri-sun all over your body!
If that train hits a bump, this kid is about to be not living, whatever year hea��s living in.